With the help of computer expert and star-nosed mole Speckles (Nicholas Cage), six-legged surveillance fly Mooch (Dee Bradley Baker), specialized cockroaches, and advanced universal translators that allow them to communicate with humans, the three agents stumble upon a secret global extermination plot involving a successful electronics tycoon (Bill Nighy) and thousands of deadly home appliances. Meet Darwin (voiced by Sam Rockwell), Blaster (Tracy Morgan) and Juarez (Penélope Cruz), a trio of genetically engineered, gadget savvy guinea pigs that have been subjected to extensive espionage and counter-terrorism training by their proud gene-splicing papa, Ben (Zach Galifianakis). Make no mistake, adults will be chomping at the bit to toss in something more substantial, but anyone under ten will be climbing the walls and cheering for Force's six-inch heroes. All well and good, mind you, but terribly familiar to anyone who grew up watching, I don't know, movies. You can achieve whatever your heart desires. Your real family is whichever group of people loves you the most. You're special no matter what anyone says. When it desperately needs soul, it calls upon fireworks, lumbering robots, and schmaltzy subplots involving the same go-to kiddie lessons Disney has handed children for decades. I believe the proper term in this case is 'splosions). Wherever its story crumbles, it distracts with lame one-liners, ludicrous car chases and abundant explosions (ahem. What it lacks in sharply penned humor, it offers in increasingly cheap fall-n-fart gags sure to please the youngest members of your household. If you only have enough time to watch one talking-superspy-guinea-pig family flick all winter, make it G-Force, a decidedly harmless, wafer-thin Disney action-adventurer that crams a ragtag band of rascally CG rodents through the proverbial government-espionage wringer. Reviewed by Kenneth Brown, November 2, 2011 Nibbling and scratching their way into 3D. Starring: Bill Nighy, Will Arnett, Zach Galifianakis, Kelli Garner, Tyler Patrick Jones, Piper Mackenzie Harris Writers: Cormac Wibberley, Marianne Wibberley, Hoyt Yeatman, David P.I. Tapped for the G-Force are guinea pigs Darwin, the squad leader determined to succeed at all costs Blaster, an outrageous weapons expert with tons of attitude and a love for all things extreme and Juarez, a sexy martial arts pro, plus the literal fly-on-the-wall reconnaissance expert Mooch, and a star nosed mole Speckles, the computer and information specialist.įor more about G-Force 3D and the G-Force 3D Blu-ray release, see G-Force 3D Blu-ray Review published by Kenneth Brown on Novemwhere this Blu-ray release scored 3.5 out of 5. There is also a human cast, including not only Bill Nighy but Kelli Garner as a veterinarian, Zach Galifianakis as a big, shaggy guy, Will Arnett as a thin, not shaggy guy, and Gabriel Casseus as Agent Trigstad.G-Force 3D Blu-ray delivers great video and audio in this fan-pleasing Blu-ray releaseĪrmed with the latest high-tech spy equipment, a covert team of highly trained guinea pigs discover that the fate of the world is in their paws. Hurley becomes entrapped in a microwave oven, which cycles itself through several settings, from Cake to Chicken, yet is unable to cook its captive. The G-Force rodents pick up another pal along the way he’s Hurley (voice of Jon Favreau), the chubby guinea pig. How will they all conquer the earth? By stomping on things. Transformer! Except made from Cuisinarts instead of Chevys. We see one of these metal monsters, and why, if I didn't know better, I'd have to say it looks like a.yes, I think so. How will the remote-controlled home appliances conquer the earth? Well, sir, they will all fly together and amalgamate themselves into gigantic robots made of assorted mechanical parts. Juarez ( Penelope Cruz) provides the animal sex appeal, although, you ask me, one guinea pig looks about like another. I didn't know they have those twitchy pink feelers on their noses. Nicholas Cage plays a mole named Speckles with a wise lack of his usual intensity. The G-Force also includes Darwin ( Sam Rockwell), Juarez (Penélope Cruz) and Bucky ( Steve Buscemi).

I thought I heard some of his pals calling him 'Farty,' but that could be just me. There are a limited number of other creatures in the film, including the guinea pigs' gaseous hamster friend, who is loudly and frequently flatulent. All of the cyber work is done by a keyboard whiz with the intensity appropriate for a programmer racing to key in code to outwit the program. The FBI has been on his trail for two years, but in one single night the G-Force is able to save the planet, by stealthily introducing a worm, or virus, or something into his diabolical software. The evil billionaire is named Saber, and played by Bill Nighy in what we might describe as a one-of-a-kind performance.

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